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riceslut:

I GOOGLED EGG PHOBIA AND

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May 23rd, 2013 // 42,953 notes
tibets: 2006 was a simpler time
electricsundials: notpossibleoswin: elkane: Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools. IT ALL MAKES SENSE. Then Inception happens

ayeleesh:

when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look

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May 23rd, 2013 // 48,459 notes
pockyxmocky: ladya-bsb-nsync-m5: the-hashslingingslasher: rawshyt: THE POWER OF THE VAGINA look at the gravitational pull of her vagina! he gets sucked right into it LMFAO OMG IM LAUGHING
tr-anquil-kai: chubby-elephant: quocwithachance: pizzaenthusiast: DID I JUST GET WINKED ATBY A KOALA *winks back* most action i’ve had in months  my dog winks at me, shes close enough to be a kola bear 
peckerhead-red: yet another unrealistic standard for cats